Annoy The DJ

I don’t like requests. But I was pretty proud of myself tonight because I managed to play about 5, which for me is a record. While one was playing, a dude jumped up on stage and told me it was crap- while I cheerfully explained it wasn’t my choice. He then forced his ipod upon me and got aggressive when I refused to play it. To make some sort of point he then plugged in his lame white earphones and danced like he couldn’t hear what I was playing.

Ok nothing annoys a REAL dj than one of these newb DJs thinking that posing with a piece of “DJ” equipment makes you look cool.

And we at annoy the DJ don’t think a vestax VCI is at a professional level. Feels like a toy that should stay in a studio.

If you floss this around like it’s the next best thing, you just annoyed a DJ.

(Source: fuckyeahhelluhcuties)

I’m a karaoke jockey at a southern-based bar in Arkansas called The Bayou. Naturally, I call people up so they can sing. This one night, this woman kept bothering me to put her up next… so finally, I did. I did the standard, “(she) going once, (she) going twice… on the count of three, everyone say “Fuck (She)… 1 2 3” and everyone yells. She comes up to me afterwards, and yells at me. I kicked her out.

Im the House DJ @ a club in Downtown Raleigh…my favorite is “Play my SONG” from any one of 10 random girls a night…What that song is I never know..but eventually I end up playing it!!

These two girls came up and were requesting songs. I finished a mix and they were telling me their requests. As they were telling me, the chunky put her hand on the platter that was playing and tryed to scratch. I grabbed it and threw it like a pitcher.

I don’t lose my temper over a lot of things but I flipped out. Said the f word to her about 10 times in 5 seconds and had security boot her.