Annoy The DJ

I don’t like requests. But I was pretty proud of myself tonight because I managed to play about 5, which for me is a record. While one was playing, a dude jumped up on stage and told me it was crap- while I cheerfully explained it wasn’t my choice. He then forced his ipod upon me and got aggressive when I refused to play it. To make some sort of point he then plugged in his lame white earphones and danced like he couldn’t hear what I was playing.

I’m a karaoke jockey at a southern-based bar in Arkansas called The Bayou. Naturally, I call people up so they can sing. This one night, this woman kept bothering me to put her up next… so finally, I did. I did the standard, “(she) going once, (she) going twice… on the count of three, everyone say “Fuck (She)… 1 2 3” and everyone yells. She comes up to me afterwards, and yells at me. I kicked her out.

hot as ballz girl @ 120am…cocktail dress from tits to tails.
absolute mob scene in the spot,

in that super cheery cheerleader voice:
“PLAY THE LOCO-MOTION.”

nah….

“ohhh come onnnnnn we’ll start a big congo line…..”

will you take it right out the door?

“your the meanest dj ever!”

I dont even think kylie Minouge plays that anymore…

“NO PLAY THE ONE FROM THE 60S!!!”

<smile & wave boys…smile and wave….

“Have you seen the Facebook movie??”
“Uh yeah”
“Ok ok ok, do you remember the first scene in the bar?”
“Uh yeah I guess, why?”
“Play the song that was in the background playing in THAT scene, i luv that song”
“Ummmmm, do you know who would that be?!”
“I don’t know man, you have youtube go there and play it off youtube, Cmon man please”
“Dude you have an iphone your trying to tell me you can’t find this out?? GTFOOH, i’m working”

Got asked for “The Hangover” song once. Private party for some rich folks kid who was getting married. Numerous requests, please play it, etc etc.

Had to google, apparently The Hangover song is Right Round by Flo Rida. I feel kinda bad for dude, no one ever remembers the name to his songs.