The DJ is not a jukebox or your shrink. This is a collection of stories and ridiculous things we DJs hear every night. Enjoy! Submit your stories!Tumblr (3.0; @annoythedj)http://annoythedj.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17700901668/tumblr_lzf8dpf43d1qabxhi&color=FFFFFF&logo=soundcloud" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>It’s not often we find DJ mixes that are worthy of great comments, this is one of the few that deserves a reblog.</p> <p>Bottom line, this Mix by DJ pump is DOPE!</p>http://annoythedj.com/post/17700901668http://annoythedj.com/post/17700901668Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:54:41 -0800Great music<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwln79yqIh1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/14620313050/so-im-guessing-this-person-would-not-appreciate">nobreastsnorequests</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I’m guessing this person would not appreciate my all Indigo Girls set.</p> <p><br/>Submitted by Radmeister</p> </blockquote>http://annoythedj.com/post/17633855258http://annoythedj.com/post/17633855258Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:30:05 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz23ufjoZN1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/17430266359/i-like-to-shower-before-dj-gigs-so-this-person">nobreastsnorequests</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I like to shower before DJ gigs, so this person would be very disappointed in me.</p> <p><br/>Submitted by <a href="http://www.alientom.com/">Alien Tom<br/></a>Club Technique at Zanizibar, Santa Monica</p> </blockquote>http://annoythedj.com/post/17582979697http://annoythedj.com/post/17582979697Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:31:06 -0800I’m a karaoke jockey at a southern-based bar in Arkansas called The Bayou. Naturally, I call...http://annoythedj.com/post/17525760082http://annoythedj.com/post/17525760082Sun, 12 Feb 2012 17:31:06 -0800idiotssubmission<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17490565826/tumblr_lz9xjttLCo1qzk5s0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>wow just wow. If you never played a whitney song at the club or in any of your sets, don’t start now just because she died.</p> <p>@Fishr said it  best:</p> <blockquote> <p> <span>If you’ve never played a Whitney Houston song before and you play one tonight, you’re a FUCKING HERB</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Fucking n00b DJs. Here’s one example. </p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jdlanor.tumblr.com/post/17480589495/whitney-houston-tribute-r-i-p-08-09-63-02-11-12">jdlanor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Whitney Houston Tribute R.I.P (08/09/63-02/11/12) | <a href="http://www.hulkshare.com/dl/6w9jp26pbc96/Whitney_Houston_Tribute.mp3">Download Link</a></strong></p> <p>Tracklist:</p> <ol><li>It’s Not Right But It’s Ok</li> <li>How Will I Know</li> <li>Million Dollar Bill</li> <li>I Wanna Dance With Somebody</li> <li>I’m Every Woman</li> <li>I Will Always Love You</li> <li>Greatest Love Of All</li> </ol></blockquote>http://annoythedj.com/post/17490565826http://annoythedj.com/post/17490565826Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:56:00 -0800whitney houstonnoob djs<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8p8fHwJh1qd5tfio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FUCKING UNDERCUTTER</p>http://annoythedj.com/post/17459853838http://annoythedj.com/post/17459853838Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:30:05 -0800UNDERCUTTERSNOT A REAL DJ<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-RX9bMdv6q0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>thinGs not to say to a dj</p>http://annoythedj.com/post/17184687128http://annoythedj.com/post/17184687128Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:31:00 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y0--DE90Y3Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <div class="column-center"> <div class="post-1675 post type-post hentry category-shame tag-dj-simon-says tag-promo-vid tag-shame tag-undercutter" id="post-1675"> <div class="indent"> <div class="text-box"> <p><strong><br/>“local kid being a little shit head. giving us a bad name and stealing jobs for free drinks.”<br/></strong><em><strong>anonymous emailer</strong></em></p> <p><em><span><strong>So, we tried to give this kid the benefit of the doubt, but I gave up when he said the following…</strong></span></em></p> <p><em><span><strong>“A DJ is nothing without the crowd. You could be DJing on top of the world and if no one’s there, like, no one’s gonna hear it and no one’s really gonna care. So I mean, it doesn’t, if you could have the best technique, the best skill, the best track selection, but if no one’s there and no one’s into it, you’re not really doing your job.”</strong></span></em></p> <p><strong>Which basically translates to: “I have no skill, I have no technique, and I have a shitty track selection, but as long as I fist pump and get drunk and shout dumb shit on the mic, I’m killin’ it.” And wtf is up with your top of the world reference!?</strong></p> <p><strong>“I’m definitely like more of like a new school DJ, because I like to stay up on technology,” = If it weren’t for beat matching with my eyes, I’d be f*cked.</strong></p> <p><strong>VERDICT: SHAME. You’re 21, you’re still young. Stay in school. Take some speech classes, learn how to talk properly and make sense. Stick to house parties and stop undercutting hard-working DJs for free drinks.</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://annoythedj.com/post/17128709174http://annoythedj.com/post/17128709174Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:31:05 -0800asshatsUndercuttings DJ's: Undercutting Social Test: undercuttingdjs: What’s up everyone, let me start by...http://annoythedj.com/post/17064026627http://annoythedj.com/post/17064026627Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:31:05 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwln79yqIh1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/14620313050/so-im-guessing-this-person-would-not-appreciate">nobreastsnorequests</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I’m guessing this person would not appreciate my all Indigo Girls set.</p> <p>Submitted by Radmeister</p> </blockquote>http://annoythedj.com/post/15426529943http://annoythedj.com/post/15426529943Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:36:05 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqe6auy8Of1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/13878641447/i-know-when-i-think-of-recent-music-my-mind">nobreastsnorequests</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I know when I think of “recent” music, my mind goes right to Cyndi Lauper too.</p> <p>Submitted by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattymix">Matt Bailey</a></p> </blockquote>http://annoythedj.com/post/15376651527http://annoythedj.com/post/15376651527Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:14:06 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/15277930395/tumblr_lwxs2sUmvB1qzk5s0&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>Wow after reading this girl’s comment, we just had to listen.</p> <p>The verdict: we at AnnoyTheDJ.com dub this as “shittest mix of 2012” so far.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohaitiffany.tumblr.com/post/15277667180/jdlanor-djrje-2012-new-years-mix-02-41-32">ohaitiffany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jdlanor.tumblr.com/post/15039945769/djrje-2012-new-years-mix-02-41-32-download">jdlanor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><strong>DjRjE - 2012 New Years Mix (02:41:32) | Download Link | Follow DjRj | 2011 Mixes</strong></p> <p><strong>**DOWNLOAD TO YOUR iTunes & PLAY AT EXACTLY 10:32:45 PM FOR THE COUNTDOWN TO STRIKE MIDNIGHT!!!** </strong>(It takes time to load from tumblr if you’re gonna try to play it from online, so you’re better off downloading it!)</p> <p><strong>Click here for 2011 New Years Mix (02:25:14)</strong></p> <p><em>*WARNING: Mix may contain explicit lyrics. It’s not the best I’ve done but have a wonderful new year! -DjRj</em></p> <p>Tracklist:</p> <ol><li>Jagged Edge ft. Nelly, Fatman Scoop - Where The Party At</li> <li>Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (Jay-Z)</li> <li>Jay-Z - Give It To Me (Reggae Chop)</li> <li>Bobby Brackins ft. Ray J - 143</li> <li>Nicki Minaj ft. Drake - Moment 4 Life</li> <li>Jay-Z & Pharrell - Change Clothes</li> <li>Jay-z & Pharrell - Frontin’</li> <li>Drake - Motto</li> <li>E-40 - Beastin’</li> <li>Bobby Brackins ft. Roach Gigz, Iamsu - Golden State</li> <li>Ty$ ft. Joe Moses - All Star</li> <li>Too Short ft. E-40 - Money On The Floor</li> <li>Tyga - Rack City</li> <li>Shaggy - It Wasn’t Me (Reggae Chop)</li> <li>Q.B.’s Finest - Oochie Wally</li> <li>Sean Kingston - Dutty Love vs. Rude Boy</li> <li>Rico Dolla - So Narly</li> <li>Chris Brown ft. Kevin McCall - Strip</li> <li>Jay-Z & Kanye West - Otis</li> <li>Murphy Lee ft. Jermaine Dupri - What Da Hook Gon’ Be</li> <li>YG - Toot It & Boot It (G-mix)</li> <li>Nicki Minaj - Super Bass</li> <li>Nicki Minaj ft. Rihanna - Fly</li> <li>Dj Class - I’m The Ish</li> <li>Rebecca Black - Friday</li> <li>Katy Perry - Last Friday Night</li> <li>Jay Sean ft. Lil Jon, Sean Paul - Do You Remember</li> <li>Guns N Roses - Sweet Child Of Mine</li> <li>Benny Benassi - Satisfaction</li> <li>Will.I.Am - I Like To Move It</li> <li>DJ Laz ft. Pitbull, Flo Rida, Casely - Move, Shake, Drop (Remix)</li> <li>Drake - I’m On One (Dirty South)</li> <li>Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks</li> <li>Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne - Hit The Lights</li> <li>Ke$ha - Take It Off</li> <li>La Roux - Bulletproof</li> <li>LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots</li> <li>LMFAO - Yes</li> <li>Black Eyed Peas - Dirty Bit</li> <li>Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger</li> <li>Taio Cruz - Dynamite</li> <li>LIL JON 2012 NEW YEARS COUNTDOWN</li> <li>Rihanna - We Found Love</li> <li>Ke$ha vs. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Tik Tok</li> <li>Timbaland - Way I Are</li> <li>Pretty Poison - Catch Me I’m Falling</li> <li>Carrie Lucas - Summer In The Streets (Remix)</li> <li>Jocelyn Enriquez - I’ve Been Thinking About You</li> <li>Stevie B - I’ll Be Loving You All My Life</li> <li>Usher - Dj Got Us Falling In Love</li> <li>Kardinal Offishall ft. Akon - Dangerous</li> <li>Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes - Look At Me Now</li> <li>Trey Songz ft. Nicki Minaj - Bottoms Up</li> <li>Dj Khaled ft. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross - All I Do Is Win</li> <li>Big Sean - Dance (A$$) [Clean]</li> <li>Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It’s Hot</li> <li>Jay-Z - Jockin’ Jay-Z</li> <li>Oasis - Wonderwall</li> <li>Jim Jones - We Fly High</li> <li>Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine - Stereo Hearts</li> <li>T-Pain - Can’t Believe It</li> <li>Mullage - Trickin</li> <li>Cali Swag District - Back It Up & Dump It</li> <li>Beyonce ft. Kanye West, Andre 3000 - Party</li> <li>Wiz Khalifa vs. Eagles - No Sleep In Hotel California</li> <li>Ludacris ft. Chris Brown - What Them Girls Like</li> <li>Smokey ft. Flo Rida, Git Fresh - Where Them Girls At</li> <li>Salt N’ Pepa - Push It</li> <li>The Outfield - Your Love</li> <li>Jay-Z & Kanye West vs Benny Benassi - Niggas In Paris (Satisfaction is Paris)</li> <li>LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It</li> <li>David Guetta ft. Kid Cudi - Memories</li> <li>Kelis - Milkshake</li> <li>Chris Brown - Yeah 3x</li> <li>LMFAO - Champagne Showers</li> <li>David Guetta ft. Rihanna - Who’s That Chick</li> <li>Journey - Don’t Stop Believing</li> <li>David Guetta ft. Usher - Without You</li> <li>Jay Sean ft. Nicki Minaj - 2012 (It Ain’t The End)</li> </ol><p><strong>PLEASE DON’T REMOVE DOWNLOAD LINK!</strong></p> <p><strong>Twitter: r0naldrj | Instagram: djrje | Path/Voxer: Rj Esquivel</strong></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Dude, can your transitions get any more off beat and your  mashups get anymore off key? My boyfriend mixes better than you when he’s drunk at the club. And he doesn’t need funky mixes to mix.</p> <p>what is up with these hipsters/ hypebeast picking up Serato and downloading songs off blogs, and youtube thinking that they’re “DJ’s.” I appreciate that you put out all these mixes of your self but there is no improvement in the quality of mixing and song selection with each new mix. Dude, work on your levels because they are all over the place, your music selection doesn’t flow, and more importantly learn to transition your songs on beat. two words: pitch control.</p> <p>Not hating, just speaking the truth.  </p> </blockquote>http://annoythedj.com/post/15277930395http://annoythedj.com/post/15277930395Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:55:00 -0800shitty mixesoff keybad djhipster djhyper beasthypebeastplay the same mindless college crowd over and over you will realize that you need only about 50...http://annoythedj.com/post/9143839749http://annoythedj.com/post/9143839749Fri, 19 Aug 2011 17:32:05 -0700I guess someone at the bar last night complained about the music being too misogynistic. I can...http://annoythedj.com/post/9101543420http://annoythedj.com/post/9101543420Thu, 18 Aug 2011 17:30:05 -0700Im the House DJ @ a club in Downtown Raleigh…my favorite is “Play my SONG” from...http://annoythedj.com/post/9058900636http://annoythedj.com/post/9058900636Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:32:05 -0700submissionLol for some reason 50% of the people write on napkins or paper “papa americano”http://annoythedj.com/post/9018419804http://annoythedj.com/post/9018419804Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:30:05 -0700Mom and young daughter (5-7 yrs old) come up and ask for “Coconut Joe”.Me, i do the...http://annoythedj.com/post/8974467650http://annoythedj.com/post/8974467650Mon, 15 Aug 2011 17:30:05 -0700know the song nameOld lady… can you play ” the national anthem of party” by the guys that...http://annoythedj.com/post/8929571096http://annoythedj.com/post/8929571096Sun, 14 Aug 2011 17:30:05 -0700LMFAOParty Rock I DJ’d a weight loss convention a few years back. Some big mama requests Fat Bottom Girls by...http://annoythedj.com/post/8885574971http://annoythedj.com/post/8885574971Sat, 13 Aug 2011 17:32:06 -0700So, I’m at the spot waiting for the band to finish, they’re supposed to be done by...http://annoythedj.com/post/8843494454http://annoythedj.com/post/8843494454Fri, 12 Aug 2011 17:32:06 -0700