GTFO
I have a shit load of stories, but more recently….
drunk girl: “can I charge my Iphone on your computer?”
daaaaaaaaaamn, shit was retarded.
another time, it was 9pm and I just finished setting up and this dude comes running over and yells immediately, “you got any instrumentals?”
me: “yeah”
him: “can i rap over them?”
me: “haha, no man”
him: “why not?”
me: “i can’t put you on, i’ve never heard you and that’s a desperate move. if you want to get booked come back during the day and talk to a manager or put your shit online and get some connections”
- - - the crazy thing is, after he left i remembered that dude has come to my other residencies in town and asked the same thing, i just forgot him because….well, he’s a nobody obviously and a fucking retard.
and last Saturday I showed up to DJ and there was a dude passed out on the sidewalk in front of the club (8:15pm). Shit was crazy, ambulances came and everything.
- - - I also hate the dudes who linger and just watch you DJ and when you ask after like 10 awkward minutes “what’s up?” they say all cocky “I DJ too” or “I used to DJ” and then you know you just opened Pandora’s Box because they want to stand there next to you on a Friday or Saturday night in a packed club at peak hour and think they are going to impress you because they recognize the brand “Technics”? and want to talk about their glory days or getting put on sometime or favorite songs, or they have this dope remix by this retarded rapper. those dudes are crazy, they want to talk for minutes about nothing. If you are actually a DJ then you know I can’t sit here and talk you, I have to keep mixing, fool. When I go out I never talk to the DJ, I only go up to give him props and only if he is dope and it’s a simple “You kill it man!” or “Nice shit man, glad there’s local talent!”
But, I hate getting a request and when I say “no” the dude looks at me and is like “I’m a DJ too, come on man” I just shake my head…GTFO man, go have a DJ circle jerk with your other microwave DJ friends and sit around bragging about DJing your own frat parties or some shit then.
So, yeah. Drunk girls are the worst and we all know that. Just have to put them in their place….or roll with a friend or two come and Hakeem Olajuwon the idiots. That’s what I do. Sealed up in my DJ fort, only leave to smoke.