Karaoke.
I’m a karaoke jockey at a southern-based bar in Arkansas called The Bayou. Naturally, I call people up so they can sing. This one night, this woman kept bothering me to put her up next… so finally, I did. I did the standard, “(she) going once, (she) going twice… on the count of three, everyone say “Fuck (She)… 1 2 3” and everyone yells. She comes up to me afterwards, and yells at me. I kicked her out.