Lol for some reason 50% of the people write on napkins or paper “papa americano”
Mom and young daughter (5-7 yrs old) come up and ask for “Coconut Joe”.
Me, i do the huh?!? look and say i’ll see what i can do, thinking never heard of “Coconut Joe”….
Looking through the crates about 30 mins later looking for a different song after spending 5-7 mins looking for this “Coconut Joe”, lo and behold what do i see……”Cotton Eye Joe”. Get it cued up and ready to go next song, they skate away to it then leave. Couldn’t even tell them the correct name, oh well…
Old lady… can you play ” the national anthem of party” by the guys that lol
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I DJ’d a weight loss convention a few years back. Some big mama requests Fat Bottom Girls by Queen. I didn’t know if it would get a laugh or get my killed… by asphyxiation!
So, I’m at the spot waiting for the band to finish, they’re supposed to be done by 11:00, me set up by 11:30ish..
So, they break into another song at 11:03, and go until about 11:17, talking about they went a “little” overtime…
Meanwhile I’m sitting next to moose of a chick at the bar, who I recognize as someone who’s harrassed me in the past for some song, I couldn’t remember the name, but I THOUGHT I remembered her…
So I say, “Hey, weren’t you here before when I was DJ’ing?”, and lord, she must have thought I was tryin’ to kick it to her or sumphin… - She was like “Who ME? Nah, you must be mistaken”….
So, no biggie, mistaken identity…
Finally, band finishes, I get start setting up and she comes over batting them big MOOSE EYES, talkin’ bout “Why didn’t you tell me YOU was the DJ? Can you play “Spotlight”?
And then it hits me that this IS THE SAME MOOSE with the SAME REQUEST….
Deja Vu like a mug…
Glad she was too full of herself to realize she could have been feeding me a PRE-SETUP-PLAYLIST….
Thank gawd.
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