Annoy The DJ

Annoy The DJ

The DJ is not a jukebox or your shrink. This is a collection of stories and ridiculous things we DJs hear every night. Enjoy!

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“local kid being a little shit head. giving us a bad name and stealing jobs for free drinks.”
anonymous emailer

So, we tried to give this kid the benefit of the doubt, but I gave up when he said the following…

“A DJ is nothing without the crowd. You could be DJing on top of the world and if no one’s there, like, no one’s gonna hear it and no one’s really gonna care. So I mean, it doesn’t, if you could have the best technique, the best skill, the best track selection, but if no one’s there and no one’s into it, you’re not really doing your job.”

Which basically translates to: “I have no skill, I have no technique, and I have a shitty track selection, but as long as I fist pump and get drunk and shout dumb shit on the mic, I’m killin’ it.” And wtf is up with your top of the world reference!?

“I’m definitely like more of like a new school DJ, because I like to stay up on technology,” = If it weren’t for beat matching with my eyes, I’d be f*cked.

VERDICT: SHAME. You’re 21, you’re still young. Stay in school. Take some speech classes, learn how to talk properly and make sense. Stick to house parties and stop undercutting hard-working DJs for free drinks.

(Source: djfameorshame.com)

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undercuttingdjs:

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