Annoy The DJ

Annoy The DJ

The DJ is not a jukebox or your shrink. This is a collection of stories and ridiculous things we DJs hear every night. Enjoy!

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It’s not often we find DJ mixes that are worthy of great comments, this is one of the few that deserves a reblog.

Bottom line, this Mix by DJ pump is DOPE!

(via helloitsben)

Karaoke.

I’m a karaoke jockey at a southern-based bar in Arkansas called The Bayou. Naturally, I call people up so they can sing. This one night, this woman kept bothering me to put her up next… so finally, I did. I did the standard, “(she) going once, (she) going twice… on the count of three, everyone say “Fuck (She)… 1 2 3” and everyone yells. She comes up to me afterwards, and yells at me. I kicked her out.

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wow just wow. If you never played a whitney song at the club or in any of your sets, don’t start now just because she died.

@Fishr said it  best:

 If you’ve never played a Whitney Houston song before and you play one tonight, you’re a FUCKING HERB

Fucking n00b DJs. Here’s one example. 

jdlanor:

Whitney Houston Tribute R.I.P (08/09/63-02/11/12) | Download Link

Tracklist:

  1. It’s Not Right But It’s Ok
  2. How Will I Know
  3. Million Dollar Bill
  4. I Wanna Dance With Somebody
  5. I’m Every Woman
  6. I Will Always Love You
  7. Greatest Love Of All
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